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"Start": {
"text": "AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaa!!!!!",
"animation": "Shocked",
"choices": [
{"text": "Who're you?", "next": "StartC1"},
{"text": "Wait, I...", "next": "StartC2"},
{"text": "Mini!!!", "next": "StartC3"}
],
"effects": [
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{"type": "big", "end": 54},
{"type": "screenshake"}
]
},
"StartC1": {"text": "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "StartC1-2"},
"StartC1-2": {"text": "I'm the famous Princess Mini! That's right! Princess M-I-N-I! No \"T\"!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "StartC1-3"},
"StartC1-3": {"text": "Get that right, please! Just to say that! A LOT of people don't get that right...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "StartC1-4"},
"StartC1-4": {"text": "But, um...right! I'm a cutie patooie little candy princess!!!", "animation": "Excited", "next": "StartC1-5"},
"StartC1-5": {"text": "I rule my own kingdom! I mean, sometimes! Not much going on, though...", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "StartB"},
"StartC2": {"text": "Yes! You have to be the new retainer! It's gotta be you!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "StartC2-2"},
"StartC2-2": {"text": "I don't know who else would be allowed to waltz into my quarters...", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "StartC2-3"},
"StartC2-3": {"text": "...because an intruder would clearly be beheaded already if they got here!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "StartC2-4"},
"StartC2-4": {"text": "So, yup! You gotta be the new retainer I was looking for!", "animation": "Excited", "next": "StartB"},
"StartC3": {"text": "HI!!!!!!!!!!", "animation": "Excited", "next": "StartB"},
"StartB": {"text": "It'll be good to get to know you anyway! You seem professional!", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "StartB-2"},
"StartB-2": {"text": "All right, then! I'm not one for interviews. Let's see how you'll treat me!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Help": {
"text": "Yes, my dear retainer? You need help? Why, I'd expect you to already know how to treat a cute princess like me, but if you're that clueless...!",
"animation": "Smug",
"choices": [
{"text": "You", "next": "HelpC1"},
{"text": "Interact", "next": "HelpC2"},
{"text": "Catalog", "next": "HelpC4"},
{"text": "Settings", "next": "HelpC5"}
]
},
"HelpC1": {"text": "Myself?! You need \"help\" with me?! What, do you think I'm a problem case or something?!", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "HelpC1-2"},
"HelpC1-2": {"text": "...fine! I guess you need to take a princess' own advice as to how to treat them!!", "animation": "Glance", "next": "HelpC1-3"},
"HelpC1-3": {"text": "Your task as a retainer is to treat me right, of course! Protect and pamper me! Serve the kingdom!", "animation": "Excited", "next": "HelpC1-4"},
"HelpC1-4": {"text": "Right now...um...not much going on. There aren't any wars or anything...in fact...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "HelpC1-5"},
"HelpC1-5": {"text": "...it's pretty peaceful among the Candy Kingdoms. We have something of an informal peace treaty in place.", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "HelpC1-6"},
"HelpC1-6": {"text": "Yeah, PB won that contest, a long time ago, and rubbed it in all of our faces...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "HelpC1-7"},
"HelpC1-7": {"text": "...but since that day, and since the departure of that special someone, we've simply been...living in peace.", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "HelpC1-8"},
"HelpC1-8": {"text": "N-never mind all that! Here, how about something to do: get me some food! Your princess is hungry! Try finding some stuff!!", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "HelpC1-9"},
"HelpC1-9": {"text": "I'll eat whatever you serve me...and digest it in time. Um. Yeah.", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "HelpC1-10"},
"HelpC1-10": {"text": "Oh, and, well...I suppose you are the lucky few...who I'd trust to touch me!!", "animation": "Surprised", "next": "HelpC1-11"},
"HelpC1-11": {"text": "Be gentle, or it's gonna be OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "HelpC1-12"},
"HelpC1-12": {"text": "...kidding! I do like a good massage, though! I suppose I trust you...", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "HelpC1-13"},
"HelpC1-13": {"text": "Oh, and yes, a few more instructions: use the \"middle mouse button\" or \"CTRL and click\" to pan around. Nooooooooo clue what those are!", "animation": "Thinking"},
"HelpC2": {"text": "You're doing that right now, silly retainer!!", "animation": "Smug", "next": "HelpC2-2"},
"HelpC2-2": {"text": "But, feel free to strike up a conversation! I LOVE TALKING!!", "animation": "Excited", "next": "HelpC2-3"},
"HelpC2-3": {"text": "And do find some splendid snacks to serve me!", "animation": "Excited", "next": "HelpC2-4"},
"HelpC2-4": {"text": "Also, um...w-wait...why are there numbers there..? How are you getting those numbers about me?!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "HelpC2-5"},
"HelpC2-5": {"text": "So c-creepy! But, um...kind of cool, actually...", "animation": "Thinking"},
"HelpC4": {"text": "Oh, curious about the castle's Catalog?", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "HelpC4-2"},
"HelpC4-2": {
"text": "Our world is full of surprising and interesting foodstuffs!!",
"animation": "Surprised",
"next": "HelpC4-3",
"effects": [
{"type": "oscillation", "start": 13, "end": 17}
]
},
"HelpC4-3": {"text": "You ought to find and document them all, of course!!", "animation": "Excited", "next": "HelpC4-4"},
"HelpC4-4": {"text": "Find some items! If it's food, give me a taste of it!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "HelpC4-5"},
"HelpC4-5": {"text": "...and once you've spawned some, have a look at what it just was in the Catalog!!", "animation": "Neutral"},
"HelpC5": {"text": "Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, I'm the princess and executive here! I rule here! Those go into the /trash/!", "animation": "Smug", "next": "HelpC5-2"},
"HelpC5-2": {"text": "...but, well, if you are having some issues with your experience, I'm sure you being a big and strong retainer can fix them.", "next": "HelpC5-3"},
"HelpC5-3": {"text": "Go into the 'settings' menu and change things as you please..."},
"End": {
"text": "Retainer!! My dear, dear retainer...",
"animation": "Concerned",
"next": "End-2",
"effects": [
{"type": "scene"}
]
},
"End-2": {"text": "I'd like to have a little chat with you.", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "End-3"},
"End-3": {"text": "I've figured it out! I've figured out your plan all along!!", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "End-4"},
"End-4": {"text": "Are you actually my so-called \"retainer\"? Or some perverted, exploitative jerk, who managed to find their way here...", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "End-5"},
"End-5": {"text": "...who, in the vicinity of a royal like me, could've done any number of heinous, unthinkable things...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "End-6"},
"End-6": {"text": "...but, instead, chose to make me...OBESE?!", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "End-7"},
"End-7": {"text": "I don't even know what to say!! You do this to a poor, innocent, upper strata elite member of society such as me?!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "End-8"},
"End-8": {"text": "I...I...", "animation": "Sad", "next": "End-9"},
"End-9": {"text": "...I love it!! It's kind of cute!! My belly's like a marshmallow and I can squish it like one!! Look!! Teehee~!!!", "animation": "BellyPoke", "next": "End-10"},
"End-10": {"text": "Maybe things aren't all bad with you. If anything else, you've kept me certainly entertained!!", "animation": "Smug", "next": "End-11"},
"End-11": {"text": "Fine, then! If you weren't my retainer before...I'll certainly keep you around.", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "End-12"},
"End-12": {"text": "I'll use my Magic Mini Abilities to prevent myself from getting any larger, though...", "animation": "Smug", "next": "End-13"},
"End-13": {"text": "Yeah, my Magic Mini Abilities. Didn't know I had them? And you call yourself my servant?", "animation": "Smug", "next": "End-14"},
"End-14": {"text": "I just can't risk my dress getting torn, though! My apologies!!", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "End-15"},
"End-15": {"text": "...anyways! I suppose a good retainer like you has earned a gift. Check that menu for a secret Mini surprise~", "animation": "BnuuyHold", "next": "End-16"},
"End-16": {"text": "Hang around as long as you wish...just know your place. Wahahah!", "animation": "Smug", "next": "End-17"},
"End-17": {"text": "Happy April Fool's, if that's the date right now~!!", "animation": "Smug"},
"Stage1-1": {"text": "How am I doing? Well, AWESOME!!", "animation": "Excited", "next": "Stage1-1A"},
"Stage1-1A": {"text": "I've met you now, and you seem...cool! Quiet, but cool!! I hear a proper lady is supposed to find the strong, silent type dashing!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage1-1A-2"},
"Stage1-1A-2": {"text": "You almost remind me of...", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Stage1-1A-3"},
"Stage1-1A-3": {"text": "...never mind. You can't be them. I'm not sure anybody could! But that's...fine.", "animation": "Neutral"},
"Stage1-2": {"text": "I'm doing SUPER!!", "animation": "Excited", "next": "Stage1-2A"},
"Stage1-2A": {"text": "You'll treat a princess like me right, right?!", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Stage1-2A-2"},
"Stage1-2A-2": {"text": "We can hang out, and chat, and play games, and stuff!!", "animation": "Excited", "next": "Stage1-2A-3"},
"Stage1-2A-3": {"text": "I'm ready to have a ton of FUN!!", "animation": "Smug"},
"Stage1-3": {"text": "I'm doing simply...epic!!", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Stage1-3A"},
"Stage1-3A": {"text": "I've heard that's topical lingo!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage1-3A-2"},
"Stage1-3A-2": {"text": "...what's that look for? That's so decade-ago coded?!", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "Stage1-3A-3"},
"Stage1-3A-3": {"text": "...fine, then!! I'll be poggers chungus six-seven, just for you!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Stage2-1": {"text": "So, you are an experienced retainer, right? Do you know how to treat a princess correctly..?", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Stage2-1A"},
"Stage2-1A": {"text": "I mean, I trust you! No shade against you!", "animation": "Glance", "next": "Stage2-1A-2"},
"Stage2-1A-2": {"text": "But, I dunno...something feels different. I don't know what, but...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage2-1A-3"},
"Stage2-1A-3": {"text": "...like something feels...heavier? I don't quite know.", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Stage2-1A-4"},
"Stage2-1A-4": {"text": "Maybe it's all of those years of inaction! Meeting someone new is changing things up.", "animation": "Excited"},
"Stage2-2": {"text": "Hmf...dear retainer, I feel something's changed!", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Stage2-2A"},
"Stage2-2A": {"text": "I haven't got any idea what has! But, well, being that you're so professional, you can diagnose it!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage2-2A-2"},
"Stage2-2A-2": {"text": "What do you think has changed about me?", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Stage2-2A-3"},
"Stage2-2A-3": {"text": "...oh, right. You're the silent type. Well, that expression of yours seems positive, so you must know what you're doing.", "animation": "Thinking"},
"Stage2-3": {"text": "Hey, just a question...do you think I look cuter, as of late?", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage2-3A"},
"Stage2-3A": {"text": "I-I mean! I'm always the cutest of the princesses, but I don't know...even cuter?", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Stage2-3A-2"},
"Stage2-3A-2": {"text": "You can be honest! I won't chop off your head or anything if you say I'm not!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage2-3A-3"},
"Stage2-3A-3": {"text": "...because I wouldn't be doing the chopping! One of my executioners would!", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Stage2-3A-4"},
"Stage2-3A-4": {"text": "Haha, just kidding! I mean, I COULD chop off your head, if I wanted to...", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Stage2-3A-5"},
"Stage2-3A-5": {"text": "I'm a killer at manning a guillotine or a battle axe...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage2-3A-6"},
"Stage2-3A-6": {"text": "...you just haven't seen me do it!", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Stage2-3A-7"},
"Stage2-3A-7": {"text": "But, well. If you WEREN'T making me cuter, THEN the decapitation would come!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Stage2-3A-8"},
"Stage2-3A-8": {"text": "...I'm rambling. Sorry.", "animation": "Sad"},
"Stage3-1": {"text": "...", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Stage3-1A"},
"Stage3-1A": {"text": "Okay, you're SURE you're making me cuter, retainer?", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage3-1A-2"},
"Stage3-1A-2": {"text": "I've eaten quite heartily as of late...so you are treating me well...", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Stage3-1A-3"},
"Stage3-1A-3": {"text": "...but, I don't know. I think sometime ago Chocolate told me that eating a lot was bad for you.", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage3-1A-4"},
"Stage3-1A-4": {"text": "...she also has a pretty big chest. So maybe she was just trying to hide her secrets from me!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Stage3-1A-5"},
"Stage3-1A-5": {"text": "And Creme, a proper lady, told me that a good princess has an \"ample bosom\"!!", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Stage3-1A-6"},
"Stage3-1A-6": {"text": "And Chocolate's always so annoying, being so stubborn and silent!! So she's gotta be wrong!", "animation": "Excited", "next": "Stage3-1A-7"},
"Stage3-1A-7": {"text": "So, retainer, keep doing what you're doing! Let's beat that meanie Chocolate!!", "animation": "Neutral"},
"Stage3-2": {"text": "...So, dear retainer, I have a question!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Stage3-2A"},
"Stage3-2A": {"text": "I'm just wondering what kind of skills you have...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage3-2A-2"},
"Stage3-2A-2": {"text": "...because, well, yes, you are good at pampering me. But that isn't the only skill a good retainer has...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage3-2A-3"},
"Stage3-2A-3": {"text": "...some of the best retainers have all sorts of skills! Cooking, cleaning, protection...", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Stage3-2A-4"},
"Stage3-2A-4": {"text": "...I'm just wondering...is tailoring a skill of one of yours?", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage3-2A-5"},
"Stage3-2A-5": {"text": "...um...j-just asking. No reason.", "animation": "Glance"},
"Stage3-3": {"text": "Wow, dear retainer, you sure have been treating me right..!", "animation": "Excited", "next": "Stage3-3A"},
"Stage3-3A": {"text": "I mean, you've been giving me a lot of yummy food. And the yummy food tastes good.", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage3-3A-2"},
"Stage3-3A-2": {"text": "...and when food tastes good, it makes my head give off the happy feeling.", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Stage3-3A-3"},
"Stage3-3A-3": {"text": "So, SCIENTIFICALLY speaking...the more food I eat, the yummier it is, the happier I feel!", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Stage3-3A-4"},
"Stage3-3A-4": {"text": "I talked to Peep about this once, and she understood, completely.", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage3-3A-5"},
"Stage3-3A-5": {"text": "...she then swallowed one of her Peeps whole and started batting her hands on her head.", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Stage3-3A-6"},
"Stage3-3A-6": {"text": "Peep has some strange feelings, rattling around...I wish I could understand her, sometimes.", "animation": "Thinking"},
"Stage4-1": {"text": "RETAINER!!!", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "Stage4-1A"},
"Stage4-1A": {"text": "Something has definitely changed!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Stage4-1A-2"},
"Stage4-1A-2": {"text": "While you occupied, playing some silly games, I heard a 'rrrrriiiippp'...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage4-1A-3"},
"Stage4-1A-3": {"text": "...and I looked at a mirror, and I saw a bit of my butt through my dress!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Stage4-1A-4"},
"Stage4-1A-4": {"text": "Are you SURE this is princessly behavior? Are you SURE this is expected?!", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "Stage4-1A-5"},
"Stage4-1A-5": {"text": "...", "animation": "Glance", "next": "Stage4-1A-6"},
"Stage4-1A-6": {"text": "Okay. Well, again, you SEEM like you know what you're doing...", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Stage4-1A-7"},
"Stage4-1A-7": {"text": "...so I place my full, unabashed trust in you!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Stage4-2": {"text": "This is a dumb question, retainer...", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Stage4-2A"},
"Stage4-2A": {"text": "...but am I pregnant?!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage4-2A-2"},
"Stage4-2A-2": {"text": "I mean, I've never been before, and, well...I heard the main thing is that your tummy gets all big...", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Stage4-2A-3"},
"Stage4-2A-3": {"text": "Look at it! It's big and round, now! Clearly, there's a Mini Mini in there!!", "animation": "BellyPoke", "next": "Stage4-2A-4"},
"Stage4-2A-4": {"text": "...or maybe it's just a 'food baby', something that PB tells me about...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage4-2A-5"},
"Stage4-2A-5": {"text": "Regardless, I'm gonna be a mom!! Or at least look like one!! Yay!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Stage4-3": {"text": "Retainer, you know my name, yes?", "animation": "Glance", "next": "Stage4-3A"},
"Stage4-3A": {"text": "...well, you should if you've been around me this long. I mean, I did tell you.", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage4-3A-2"},
"Stage4-3A-2": {"text": "...It's 'Mini'. M-I-N-I. You know what that word means, yes?", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Stage4-3A-3"},
"Stage4-3A-3": {"text": "Small! Petite! Tiny!", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "Stage4-3A-4"},
"Stage4-3A-4": {"text": "Now, tell me, does THIS big jiggly thing on me now make me live up to my name?!", "animation": "BellyPoke", "next": "Stage4-3A-5"},
"Stage4-3A-5": {"text": "Soon, I ought to be called Princess Mega, instead..!", "animation": "Glance", "next": "Stage4-3A-6"},
"Stage4-3A-6": {"text": "...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage4-3A-7"},
"Stage4-3A-7": {"text": "...retainer, do you think that would be a good or bad thing..?", "animation": "Smug"},
"Stage5-1": {"text": "Retainer...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage5-1A"},
"Stage5-1A": {"text": "I had hopes for you! Treating me right!", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "Stage5-1A-2"},
"Stage5-1A-2": {"text": "I had doubted it for awhile...oh, it's just bloating. Oh, it's just some passing feeling...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage5-1A-3"},
"Stage5-1A-3": {"text": "...but, no! I'm FAT! That's what's happening! That's what you did to me!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Stage5-1A-4"},
"Stage5-1A-4": {"text": "...", "animation": "Glance", "next": "Stage5-1A-5"},
"Stage5-1A-5": {"text": "...was that your intention since the very beginning?! To fatten me up?!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Stage5-1A-6"},
"Stage5-1A-6": {"text": "..I mean...it's...not TOO bad...kinda squishy...", "animation": "BellyPoke", "next": "Stage5-1A-7"},
"Stage5-1A-7": {"text": "...", "animation": "Excited", "next": "Stage5-1A-8"},
"Stage5-1A-8": {"text": "Okay. I'm fat now. This is fine. I think some people might like that!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Stage5-2": {"text": "Kinda tight in these clothes...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage5-2A"},
"Stage5-2A": {"text": "I think I will need your tailoring skills, rrrrright about now..!!", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Stage5-2A-2"},
"Stage5-2A-2": {"text": "Because, if I gain any more weight.......RIIIIIIP!!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Stage5-2A-3"},
"Stage5-2A-3": {"text": "Is that what you like, you freaky retainer, you?! Poor old Mini outgrowing her iconic dress?!", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "Stage5-2A-4"},
"Stage5-2A-4": {"text": "Tighter and tighter, her butt getting huge and her belly sagging and growing more?!", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Stage5-2A-5"},
"Stage5-2A-5": {"text": "Well, YOU'RE going to be responsible for making me a new dress when I inevitably ruin it!!", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "Stage5-2A-6"},
"Stage5-2A-6": {"text": "Soon enough, I'll be bigger than the other princesses combined! Think of that! From Mini to Mega!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Stage5-2A-7"},
"Stage5-2A-7": {"text": "...", "animation": "Glance", "next": "Stage5-2A-8"},
"Stage5-2A-8": {"text": "Ugh, and you probably LIKE that...", "animation": "Glance", "next": "Stage5-2A-9"},
"Stage5-2A-9": {"text": "...why does that thought excite me, too?!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Stage5-3": {"text": "Hm...you think the other princesses will be jealous of me, now..?", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage5-3A"},
"Stage5-3A": {"text": "\"Oh, there goes Mini, and her big fat butt!", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Stage5-3A-2"},
"Stage5-3A-2": {"text": "\"Look at that big wobbling gut she has, now! What happened to the skinny Mini?!\"", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Stage5-3A-3"},
"Stage5-3A-3": {"text": "Peanut Butter will be mad 'cuz I'm not exercising...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage5-3A-4"},
"Stage5-3A-4": {"text": "Chocolate will give me her typical trademark grimace, and say bluntly, \"you got fat.\"", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage5-3A-5"},
"Stage5-3A-5": {"text": "Creme might think I'm unprincessly now...", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Stage5-3A-6"},
"Stage5-3A-6": {"text": "...and Peep? Honestly, I don't know what she would think! But she's my best friend, and supports me always...", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Stage5-3A-7"},
"Stage5-3A-7": {"text": "Yeah! I know she will! She's a little doughy herself under that corset!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Stage5-3A-8"},
"Stage5-3A-8": {"text": "...don't ask how I know that! But I bet she'll love the new me!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Random1": {
"text": "Ah, are you familiar with that pink Princess Peep, of her own kingdom?",
"animation": "Thinking",
"choices": [
{"text": "Yes", "next": "Random1C1"},
{"text": "No", "next": "Random1C2"}
]
},
"Random1C1": {"text": "Oh, good, so you're acquainted with her...eccentricities.", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random1B"},
"Random1C2": {"text": "Ah, doesn't ring a bell? Well, let me go ahead and tell you!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random1B"},
"Random1B": {"text": "She's a strange one! I've always felt she was a little different than the other princesses...", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random1B-2"},
"Random1B-2": {"text": "She's awfully quiet, usually. Then, when she does speak up, it'll be a slow, maybe a bit rambling...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random1B-3"},
"Random1B-3": {"text": "And some of her behavior is...a little strange. She'll bat at herself sometimes...", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Random1B-4"},
"Random1B-4": {"text": "Oh, right, descriptions. She's a taller princess, with pink bangs, and always has a gentle smile on her face...", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Random1B-5"},
"Random1B-5": {"text": "Her crown's a darker pink with hearts on them!! So cute!!", "animation": "Excited", "next": "Random1B-6"},
"Random1B-6": {"text": "Her kingdom's comprised of these little creatures called 'Peeps'. Pink, bird little things, that taste like marshmallow...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random1B-7"},
"Random1B-7": {"text": "In fact, I think she's the only non-Peep thing in her whole kingdom!!", "animation": "Excited", "next": "Random1B-8"},
"Random1B-8": {"text": "Ohmigosh, it gets really crazy with her retainers! Now, I know you're strong and cool and all...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random1B-9"},
"Random1B-9": {"text": "...but those retainers of hers are no joke! They're huge and totally shredded!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random1B-10"},
"Random1B-10": {"text": "I worry about what I say about her sometimes, because I fret that one of their big fists will pummel my smug little face into a pancake..!!", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Random1B-11"},
"Random1B-11": {"text": "But she's my best friend, and she's reassured me no one will ever hurt me! So, it's not all bad...", "animation": "Neutral"},
"Random2": {
"text": "Do you know that tall, burly, stubborn Princess Chocolate?",
"animation": "Thinking",
"choices": [
{"text": "Yes", "next": "Random2C1"},
{"text": "No", "next": "Random2C2"}
]
},
"Random2C1": {"text": "Ah! So you're aware of how...imposing she can be..!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random2B"},
"Random2C2": {"text": "Ah, doesn't ring a bell? Well, let me go ahead and tell you!", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Random2B"},
"Random2B": {"text": "She's definitely the strongest of our neighboring kingdoms...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random2B-2"},
"Random2B-2": {"text": "Unlike her food namesake, she's certainly not brittle!", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Random2B-3"},
"Random2B-3": {"text": "Chocolate's tall and she's a little chiseled! She's got dreads, and some gold on her outfit...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random2B-4"},
"Random2B-4": {"text": "She's a girl of not many words. Whenever she speaks up, we listen.", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random2B-5"},
"Random2B-5": {"text": "If we all got into a big fight...I think Chocolate would win..!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random2B-6"},
"Random2B-6": {"text": "...except when I sneak in with a steel chair and jump up and smack her head with it!!", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Random2B-7"},
"Random2B-7": {"text": "Haha, just kidding, I wouldn't hurt her, but she's not one for jokes...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random2B-8"},
"Random2B-8": {"text": "Hundreds of years ago, before there was peace in our region, her kind were a race of fiercesome warriors...", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Random2B-9"},
"Random2B-9": {"text": "They tamed vicious, powerful, chocolatey beasts!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random2B-10"},
"Random2B-10": {"text": "Whenever I visit her keep, there's a lot of traditional artifacts and other displays of her culture.", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random2B-11"},
"Random2B-11": {"text": "I try and tune that out, 'cuz it's boring!! Who cares about stuff that happened so long ago?!", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "Random2B-12"},
"Random2B-12": {"text": "And she always bosses me around whenever I'm around. \"That's not royal behavior. Be assertive. Be proud.\"", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "Random2B-13"},
"Random2B-13": {"text": "I think she should shut up!! But, sometimes, when I'm alone, I wonder if she has a point...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random2B-14"},
"Random2B-14": {"text": "...oh, and FYI, she has the biggest boobs of us. I'm sure you believe 'flat is justice' though, so...", "animation": "Smug"},
"Random3": {
"text": "Ugh...do you know that uptight snob, Princess Creme?",
"animation": "Concerned",
"choices": [
{"text": "Yes", "next": "Random3C1"},
{"text": "No", "next": "Random3C2"}
]
},
"Random3C1": {"text": "Oh, so you know what a...meanie she is!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random3B"},
"Random3C2": {"text": "I'll tell you what a jerk she is!!", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Random3B"},
"Random3B": {"text": "Princess Creme is probably the most \"royal\" of all of us...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random3B-2"},
"Random3B-2": {"text": "...a royal pain in the butt!!", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "Random3B-3"},
"Random3B-3": {"text": "I mean, she's my friend...she kinda has to be a friend around all of us...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random3B-4"},
"Random3B-4": {"text": "...but whenever I come over to her castle, it's always about following the rules and being polite..!", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "Random3B-5"},
"Random3B-5": {"text": "I can't take it! Yeah, I'm a princess, but I don't want that to be my whole life!!", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "Random3B-6"},
"Random3B-6": {"text": "She's the most prim and proper. Her heels click-clack wherever she goes. She's got like a waterfall of creme-y hair...", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Random3B-7"},
"Random3B-7": {"text": "When it's tea-time, always an obligation whenever I go to her place, she reprimands me constantly...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random3B-8"},
"Random3B-8": {"text": "\"Dear Princess Mini! Please hold the tea cup correctly, as I've shown you!\"", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "Random3B-9"},
"Random3B-9": {"text": "Shut up!! Who cares?! It's a cup! You hold it however you like and you drink it however you like!! Goes down the same!!", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "Random3B-10"},
"Random3B-10": {"text": "Always the commands about the most arbitrary things!! Which fork to use and when!!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random3B-11"},
"Random3B-11": {"text": "In my castle, there's NO RULES!! And that's how it should be!!", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Random3B-12"},
"Random3B-12": {"text": "Her kingdom's extremely well-kept, too. It's like a sickeningly creamy, perfect paradise. Everything's in order.", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random3B-13"},
"Random3B-13": {"text": "And she's a snob about her name...it's C-R-E-M-E, not C-R-E-A-M, yes, we get it...", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "Random3B-14"},
"Random3B-14": {"text": "Yeah, people call me...\"Mint\"...but I don't have a huge meltdown over it!! Not a HUGE huge one, anyway..!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random3B-15"},
"Random3B-15": {"text": "...I just think she's a big sore loser about that contest we had! She came in dead last!!", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Random3B-16"},
"Random3B-16": {"text": "She's got secrets, alright. I feel like I've seen them. Naughty, naughty secrets...that Creme...", "animation": "Thinking"},
"Random4": {
"text": "Are you familiar with that sporty, tomboy princess, Princess Peanut Butter?",
"animation": "Thinking",
"choices": [
{"text": "Yes", "next": "Random4C1"},
{"text": "No", "next": "Random4C2"}
]
},
"Random4C1": {"text": "Ah, so you do know about her perky personality...", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Random4B"},
"Random4C2": {"text": "Oh, she's a handful, alright...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random4B"},
"Random4B": {"text": "Princess Peanut Butter, or PB for short...is a total meathead!", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Random4B-2"},
"Random4B-2": {"text": "She's always up and active and energized whenever I'm around. Being around her is a workout, both mentally and physically...", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "Random4B-3"},
"Random4B-3": {"text": "It's kind of weird though, because despite being so intense all the time, she still wears a big dress and has big long hair...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random4B-4"},
"Random4B-4": {"text": "That's not optimal in a sporting event! Someone could tug it and she'd plummet right down onto the turf!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random4B-5"},
"Random4B-5": {"text": "Anyway! She's definitely one for contests. In fact, she actually won that super-important contest we all competed in...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random4B-6"},
"Random4B-6": {"text": "Now, I don't think she won the popular vote...but her supporters pulled through for her in the end...", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Random4B-7"},
"Random4B-7": {"text": "And when you're hanging out with her, it's like you gotta keep up with her.", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Random4B-8"},
"Random4B-8": {"text": "Look at me! Do you think I could win at any of these competitions?! I'm good at looking cute, that's about it!", "animation": "Glance", "next": "Random4B-9"},
"Random4B-9": {"text": "She's got a pretty tight bond with Princess Chocolate. Chocolate and Peanut Butter...they're really good with each other...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random4B-10"},
"Random4B-10": {"text": "I wonder if the two have any secrets behind the scenes...", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Random4B-11"},
"Random4B-11": {"text": "...oh, and they arm-wrestle a lot. They're pretty good at it.", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random4B-12"},
"Random4B-12": {"text": "Friendly rivals, close friends...you think there might be something more between them?", "animation": "Smug"},
"Random5": {"text": "You wanna know some fun trivia about me?!", "next": "Random5A"},
"Random5A": {"text": "Well, alright then! You know, these pigtails aren't just a style choice!", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Random5A-2"},
"Random5A-2": {"text": "They're reminiscent of my favorite animals...bnuuies, and their two cute floppy ears!!", "animation": "Excited", "next": "Random5A-3"},
"Random5A-3": {"text": "Yeah! Bnuuies. Singular 'bnuuy'. Cute little creatures that frolic around my kingdom~", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Random5A-4"},
"Random5A-4": {"text": "Look!! Look here!! This is my favorite little creature!!", "animation": "BnuuyHold", "next": "Random5A-5"},
"Random5A-5": {"text": "Bnuuies leave little tasty eggs everywhere and they're super yummy!!", "animation": "BnuuyHold", "next": "Random5A-6"},
"Random5A-6": {"text": "This one in particular isn't alive...at least, I don't think so...", "animation": "BnuuyHold", "next": "Random5A-7"},
"Random5A-7": {"text": "I don't know...sometimes, I wake up, and Bnuuy's moved, and there's a little basket of eggs around...", "animation": "BnuuyHold", "next": "Random5A-8"},
"Random5A-8": {"text": "Maybe this one wakes up on certain days and gives me gifts?", "animation": "BnuuyHold", "next": "Random5A-9"},
"Random5A-9": {"text": "I feel like, as long as Bnuuy is nearby...I'm safe!!", "animation": "BnuuyHold"},
"Random6": {
"text": "You've seen some of my kingdom's delicacies, yes?",
"animation": "Excited",
"choices": [
{"text": "Yes", "next": "Random6C1"},
{"text": "No", "next": "Random6C2"}
]
},
"Random6C1": {"text": "Splendid!! Don't we have the best and most cute treats ever?!", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Random6B"},
"Random6C2": {"text": "Really?!?! Well, you gotta see them!!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random6B"},
"Random6B": {"text": "We specialize in little eggs, gifts given to us by our Bnuuy friends~", "animation": "Excited", "next": "Random6B-2"},
"Random6B-2": {"text": "They provide all of one's nutritional needs! I mean, I don't know what's in 'em, but I've pretty much eaten them my whole life...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random6B-3"},
"Random6B-3": {"text": "They're cute and petite, dare I say, Mini, just like me~", "animation": "Excited", "next": "Random6B-4"},
"Random6B-4": {"text": "What do they taste like?! You know what, I'm gonna keep that a secret~", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Random6B-5"},
"Random6B-5": {"text": "I can tell you what they DON'T taste like, though...MINT!!", "animation": "Grumpy"},
"Random7": {
"text": "You've seen some of the food that comes from Princess Peep's kingdom, yeah?",
"animation": "Thinking",
"choices": [
{"text": "Yes", "next": "Random7C1"},
{"text": "No", "next": "Random7C2"}
]
},
"Random7C1": {"text": "Look...I enjoy it!!", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Random7B"},
"Random7C2": {"text": "Oh, you'll see it, I'm sure. It's quite distinctive.", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random7B"},
"Random7B": {"text": "It's super weird...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random7B-2"},
"Random7B-2": {"text": "In her world, her kingdom, everything is Peep. All is Peep. They're hot pink bird-like...things.", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Random7B-3"},
"Random7B-3": {"text": "You'll go to a farm, and find Peeps growing. You'll go underground, it's Peeps.", "animation": "Glance", "next": "Random7B-4"},
"Random7B-4": {"text": "And those eyes...their little beady eyes...sometimes they're animate, sometimes they're not.", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random7B-5"},
"Random7B-5": {"text": "Even if they aren't living, and they're just tasty treats...I feel like they stare with some unseen force behind them...", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Random7B-6"},
"Random7B-6": {"text": "And sometimes they don't look right. Sometimes a Peep has multiple heads, multiple tails...", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Random7B-7"},
"Random7B-7": {"text": "I try not to think too hard about it. Somehow, something feels...sinister, about it all...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random7B-8"},
"Random7B-8": {"text": "...look, all that being said, they are actually incredibly delicious and addicting. Once you have one, you wanna have another...", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random7B-9"},
"Random7B-9": {"text": "...and they're filling, too. Caloric. Very dense. Very fluffy. Very...fattening...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random7B-10"},
"Random7B-10": {"text": "I'll eat them happily, and I eat lots of them whenever I hang out with Peep!!", "animation": "Excited", "next": "Random7B-11"},
"Random7B-11": {"text": "Just...be mindful of giving me them. You're not trying to make me FAT or whatever, right?!", "animation": "Concerned"},
"Random8": {
"text": "I suppose you can guess what kind of food hails from Princess Chocolate's kingdom, yeah?",
"animation": "Thinking",
"choices": [
{"text": "Yes", "next": "Random8C1"},
{"text": "No", "next": "Random8C2"}
]
},
"Random8C1": {"text": "Yeah, you probably know what it is...", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Random8B"},
"Random8C2": {"text": "Well, you can probably guess.", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random8B"},
"Random8B": {"text": "Chocolate's food has roots in her kingdom's history...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random8B-2"},
"Random8B-2": {"text": "Now, I don't tune in too much to her history lessons, but Choco Kisses were apparently used in some old religious rites...", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Random8B-3"},
"Random8B-3": {"text": "And Choco Tacos are apparently a culinary tradition...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random8B-4"},
"Random8B-4": {"text": "Choco Bars are more of a recent invention, though. I think one of her great-ancestors wanted to \"modernize\" her kingdom, and a mass-produced food was on the list..", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random8B-5"},
"Random8B-5": {"text": "I mean, they're good. And it's the real stuff. Very intense flavor. Very good, though.", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Random8B-6"},
"Random8B-6": {"text": "I dunno if she's so proud of them, though, but she upholds traditions...even ones she might not personally like...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random8B-7"},
"Random8B-7": {"text": "I gotta say though, the food is especially filling. It's overwhelming and tough, just like she is.", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random8B-8"},
"Random8B-8": {"text": "I feel like, when I eat some of her food, it's like...I can just keep going, y'know? Like my tummy can take more!!", "animation": "Concerned"},
"Random9": {
"text": "Oh, you've seen Princess Creme's food offerings, have you?",
"animation": "Thinking",
"choices": [
{"text": "Yes", "next": "Random9C1"},
{"text": "No", "next": "Random9C2"}
]
},
"Random9C1": {"text": "Oh, they're splendid and immaculately presented, just like her kingdom!", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Random9B"},
"Random9C2": {"text": "I have my reservations about the makers, but...the food is good...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random9B"},
"Random9B": {"text": "Princess Creme holds her kingdom and its exports to a very high standard of quality...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random9B-2"},
"Random9B-2": {"text": "Not only does she dress up herself and her land, but so too is her food! Presentation is very important to her!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random9B-3"},
"Random9B-3": {"text": "Cakes, cupcakes, ice cream...all stuff that just makes your tummy grumble and gurgle!", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Random9B-4"},
"Random9B-4": {"text": "I mean, I'm NOT lactose intolerant...but, I dunno, my tummy still makes quite a sound after I have some...", "animation": "BellyPoke", "next": "Random9B-5"},
"Random9B-5": {"text": "One thing I do wonder, though...where does all that cream come from? Creamy, thick, dense...", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Random9B-6"},
"Random9B-6": {"text": "...do you have any theories?", "animation": "Thinking"},
"Random10": {
"text": "You know of the food Princess Peanut Butter's kingdom serves, yes?",
"animation": "Thinking",
"choices": [
{"text": "Yes", "next": "Random10C1"},
{"text": "No", "next": "Random10C2"}
]
},
"Random10C1": {"text": "Yeah...it's...kind of obvious...", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Random10B"},
"Random10C2": {"text": "Hm...maybe you're as dense as peanut butter itself...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random10B"},
"Random10B": {"text": "Peanut Butter's grub packs a peanut-butter powered punch!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random10B-2"},
"Random10B-2": {"text": "One quick bite of her grub, and one will be energized, with the power of protein!!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random10B-3"},
"Random10B-3": {"text": "I mean, like...I wouldn't want to like...go to the gym, or something, because of it. That's booooooring!!", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Random10B-4"},
"Random10B-4": {"text": "She's even got her own peanut butter brand!! With her stupid smug face on it!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random10B-5"},
"Random10B-5": {"text": "I dunno. I feel like it's not ideal to eat her stuff if you're not a meathead...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random10B-6"},
"Random10B-6": {"text": "It's like, if you took her stuff, and put in a big shake, you'd probably balloon up!!", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Random10B-7"},
"Random10B-7": {"text": "Just, um, be careful with what you're serving me, yeah?", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random10B-8"},
"Random10B-8": {"text": "Oh, and...duh, peanut butter can be kinda hard to chew...especially in its rough form...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random10B-9"},
"Random10B-9": {"text": "I mean...we've all eaten peanut butter out of the jar. I'm not ashamed to admit it!!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"Random11": {"text": "Ages ago...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random11A"},
"Random11A": {"text": "At the end of that great contest of ours...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random11A-2"},
"Random11A-2": {"text": "...well, BEFORE then, but...around that time in general...", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Random11A-3"},
"Random11A-3": {"text": "...Myself, and my four princess-y friends, made good acquaintances with one nobleman...", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random11A-4"},
"Random11A-4": {"text": "Mr. Knight...that name...that valiant, brave man...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random11A-5"},
"Random11A-5": {"text": "He fought for each of us. It's as if, the souls of hundreds, maybe thousands of man filled his vessel on that one fateful April Fool's...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random11A-6"},
"Random11A-6": {"text": "It was a one day war. And with him by our sides, we all felt we could win...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random11A-7"},
"Random11A-7": {"text": "But...when that day passed...when the contest was over, and victory was declared...", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Random11A-8"},
"Random11A-8": {"text": "...he departed. At the docks, at the coast of our lands. We all left...and gave t-tearful goodbies...", "animation": "Sad", "next": "Random11A-9"},
"Random11A-9": {"text": "...", "animation": "Sad", "next": "Random11A-10"},
"Random11A-10": {"text": "...We...I...miss him!!", "animation": "Cry", "next": "Random11A-11"},
"Random11A-11": {"text": "I just...I just wonder...if he's...still around...in some form...", "animation": "Sad", "next": "Random11A-12"},
"Random11A-12": {"text": "My dear retainer...do you embody...the same sort of spirit? In some, transcendent way...do you reflect him?", "animation": "Sad", "next": "Random11A-13"},
"Random11A-13": {"text": "I...hope you can treat me well. Support me. J-just like...just l-like...", "animation": "Sad", "next": "Random11A-14"},
"Random11A-14": {"text": "...h-him.", "animation": "Neutral"},
"Random12": {"text": "You know, there's one weird thing about myself and my royal friends...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random12A"},
"Random12A": {"text": "We all have bangs!! Big, eye-covering bangs!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random12A-2"},
"Random12A-2": {"text": "I mean...it's a trendy hairstyle, okay?!", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "Random12A-3"},
"Random12A-3": {"text": "Being able to see clearly?! Baw, who needs that? People don't want to look at eyes!! Our cute smiles are enough!!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random12A-4"},
"Random12A-4": {"text": "Easy to style, too! Just let it grow over your face!! It hardly needs to be combed!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Random13": {"text": "You know, it might not seem like it...but I AM looking at you.", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Random13A"},
"Random13A": {"text": "What, you think I'm not? You think I'm blind or something, and am looking elsewhere instead of at (You)?", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random13A-2"},
"Random13A-2": {"text": "I bet you think I don't have eyes, and maybe I wear bangs to hide my freakish face!!", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "Random13A-3"},
"Random13A-3": {"text": "Betcha betcha betcha..!!", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "Random13A-4"},
"Random13A-4": {"text": "Those who see under the bangs...why, they typically get their heads chopped off!!", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Random13A-5"},
"Random13A-5": {"text": "But...you are my trusted retainer...and I don't know what I'd do without you...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random13A-6"},
"Random13A-6": {"text": "So...", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Random13A-7"},
"Random13A-7": {"text": "...", "animation": "EyeShow", "next": "Random13A-8"},
"Random13A-8": {"text": "No one will ever believe you.", "animation": "Smug"},
"Random14": {"text": "Wanna know what our world looks like? Gah, if only I had a map on me...", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Random14A"},
"Random14A": {"text": "It's kind of one big island. We've all claimed our own little chunks, and live in peace. Borders haven't changed in centuries...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random14A-2"},
"Random14A-2": {"text": "It's mostly divided by biome and climate.", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random14A-3"},
"Random14A-3": {"text": "My kingdom is flat, with vast praries and mystical forests...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random14A-4"},
"Random14A-4": {"text": "Peanut Butter's place is a little arid and dry. Peanut butter dunes everywhere which their kingdom harvests.", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random14A-5"},
"Random14A-5": {"text": "Peep's kingdom is a very strange, chaotic place. Peeps flock everywhere; both living and non-living.", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Random14A-6"},
"Random14A-6": {"text": "Chocolate's kingdom is vast and mountainous, with tall mountains of chocolate that grace against the skies, and temples of worship...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random14A-7"},
"Random14A-7": {"text": "...and Creme's kingdom is probably the most developed, urbanized and ornate.", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random14A-8"},
"Random14A-8": {"text": "We're very close to Four Channel...and we have good relations with that nation.", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random14A-9"},
"Random14A-9": {"text": "...though, I feel like we've been ignored by the mainland, ever since that fateful day.", "animation": "Glance", "next": "Random14A-10"},
"Random14A-10": {"text": "We pop up in discussions sometimes over there, particularly on the anniversary of our contest.", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random14A-11"},
"Random14A-11": {"text": "But that place is SO chaotic, though. It's all divided into states and they frequently have sour relationships with each other!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random14A-12"},
"Random14A-12": {"text": "I think they can learn to be a little more tolerant of each other. I mean, they're all pretty similar, they're just divided up by their national interests.", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random14A-13"},
"Random14A-13": {"text": "We feel a particularly close kinship to the State of /v/. Strangely, we feel some sense of...belonging, there...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random14A-14"},
"Random14A-14": {"text": "But, I dunno about that place...the strange thing is, they define themselves by their electronic entertainment...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random14A-15"},
"Random14A-15": {"text": "...but, when they're NOT discussing it, they're far more civil! Otherwise, it's practically lawlessness!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random14A-16"},
"Random14A-16": {"text": "I don't get it! Why dwell in a place that HATE the thing it's all about?!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"Random15": {"text": "You know, Peanut Butter won that contest, a long time ago...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random15A"},
"Random15A": {"text": "But, you know the expression, \"lost the battle, won the war?\" That's me!!", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Random15A-2"},
"Random15A-2": {"text": "I hardly ever see anyone discussing the supposed \"great victory\" of Peanut Butter anymore!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random15A-3"},
"Random15A-3": {"text": "But, I still see that I have passionate fans!! Adoring, loving ones!!", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Random15A-4"},
"Random15A-4": {"text": "Vast amounts of illustrations of me! Glorious propaganda for the Mini Machine!! Wahahaha!!", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Random15A-5"},
"Random15A-5": {"text": "...some...indecent ones too!! Crazy, weird, freakish things with me, and my friends!! I, um...", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random15A-6"},
"Random15A-6": {"text": "...well, have you also heard the expression, \"no such thing as bad publicity?!", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Random15A-7"},
"Random15A-7": {"text": "Beat that, PB!! I have wayyyyyyy more lewds than you do!!", "animation": "Smug"},
"Random16": {"text": "...are you wondering how old I am?!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random16A"},
"Random16A": {"text": "First, rude. Never ask a girl her age!!", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "Random16A-2"},
"Random16A-2": {"text": "Second...I'm a princess! A monarch, a ruler! I can't be the leader of this kingdom if I'm just some annoying, immature child!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random16A-3"},
"Random16A-3": {"text": "Third...do you think because someone doesn't have BIG JIGGLING BOOBS and TWO MOONS FOR A BUTT, they're not mature?!", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "Random16A-4"},
"Random16A-4": {"text": "Fourth...I'm a cartoon.", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Random16A-5"},
"Random16A-5": {"text": "I'm as old as you want me to be~", "animation": "Smug"},
"Random17": {"text": "Ages ago, on one April Fool's...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random17A"},
"Random17A": {"text": "This was before my time, so this is all hearsay and history, but...", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random17A-2"},
"Random17A-2": {"text": "...denizens of the Four Channel were forcefully given names.", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Random17A-3"},
"Random17A-3": {"text": "They're a nation that prides themselves on their collectivity, their lack of individuality, their anonymity!!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random17A-4"},
"Random17A-4": {"text": "...so, on one strange day, they awoke, and suddenly, every time they spoke, their name had changed.", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random17A-5"},
"Random17A-5": {"text": "Many were displeased. How dare their rules take away their namelessness, an important tenet of their culture!!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random17A-6"},
"Random17A-6": {"text": "In fact, it's disgraceful over there to desire a name! Many of those who embrace one earn the infamous title of...\"Tripfag\".", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random17A-7"},
"Random17A-7": {"text": "So, this day was quite the shake up! Some found their randomly given names humorous, some wanted the names of some choice figures...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random17A-8"},
"Random17A-8": {"text": "And, above all, NOBODY wanted the most abominable name...", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Random17A-9"},
"Random17A-9": {"text": "...\"Anthony Burch\".", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random17A-10"},
"Random17A-10": {"text": "...to be frank, this is just some story I read somewhere. I have no idea what some of this stuff means...", "animation": "Smug"},
"Random18": {"text": "Many years ago, on one April Fool's...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random18A"},
"Random18A": {"text": "Four Channel was in a state of utter anarchy!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random18A-2"},
"Random18A-2": {"text": "Borders were blended together, almost arbitrarily!! National interests mixed, without a care in the world!!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random18A-3"},
"Random18A-3": {"text": "Cartoon and comic book nerds having to contend with...professional chefs...", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Random18A-4"},
"Random18A-4": {"text": "The bulkiest bodybuilders in their world...matched with library bookworms! The ultimate specimens!!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random18A-5"},
"Random18A-5": {"text": "Fashionistas and photographers...", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random18A-6"},
"Random18A-6": {"text": "Gearheads and mechaheads...car and giant robot enthusiasts!!", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Random18A-7"},
"Random18A-7": {"text": "Craziest yet: the most schizophrenic political conspiracy theorists...matched together with those who want to do indecent things to cartoon horses!!", "animation": "Sad", "next": "Random18A-8"},
"Random18A-8": {"text": "The consequences of this sudden fusion of these states...some say it's still felt to this very day..!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random18A-9"},
"Random18A-9": {"text": "Thankfully, it was just one, deranged, twisted day...what evil souls would do that to their own nation?!", "animation": "Sad"},
"Random19": {"text": "Ah! I suppose I should tell you the tale of...that day. That faithful contest.", "animation": "Excited", "next": "Random19A"},
"Random19A": {"text": "That one fateful April Fool's, the crossover between the holiday of fools and the holiday of the Lord...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random19A-2"},
"Random19A-2": {"text": "I mean, someone's lord, I think!! I associate it more with yummy candy and eggs and bnuuies!!", "animation": "Excited", "next": "Random19A-3"},
"Random19A-3": {"text": "But it was also our day! A fearsome day it was!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random19A-4"},
"Random19A-4": {"text": "Five tasty teams. Creme, Peep, myself, Peanut Butter and Chocolate...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random19A-5"},
"Random19A-5": {"text": "What was the ambition? Why were we fighting in the first place? To be frank, I don't even know...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random19A-6"},
"Random19A-6": {"text": "And, of course, we had our brave soldiers, fighting and supporting their sides!!", "animation": "Excited", "next": "Random19A-7"},
"Random19A-7": {"text": "I don't even know how they came to our aid, but they were a part of our fighting forces, and did their best!!", "animation": "Excited", "next": "Random19A-8"},
"Random19A-8": {"text": "I remember the accumulation of points! How did our teams earn points? I don't know!!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random19A-9"},
"Random19A-9": {"text": "It was a one-day, bloody war...many succumbed to the terrors. And hedonism, in some cases. 'Specially Creme.", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random19A-10"},
"Random19A-10": {"text": "It was on that day where me and my princess friends came to the public's attention!!", "animation": "Excited", "next": "Random19A-11"},
"Random19A-11": {"text": "But, by the end...the winner had been declared...", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random19A-12"},
"Random19A-12": {"text": "...it was that Peanut Butter, that spunky girl, who led her zealous army to victory...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random19A-13"},
"Random19A-13": {"text": "I felt like I won, though!! I'm the girl the masses cared most for!! It was obvious!!", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Random19A-14"},
"Random19A-14": {"text": "And dare I say...RIGGED!!", "animation": "Grumpy"},
"Random20": {"text": "Hey, do you Like me, dear retainer?", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random20A"},
"Random20A": {"text": "I mean, like, Like like. Capital L like. Liking. Thumbs up!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random20A-2"},
"Random20A-2": {"text": "Because on one April Fool's, everyone couldn't stop Liking everything.", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Random20A-3"},
"Random20A-3": {"text": "I mean, liking things is nice...but if Liking something makes the more liked things appear most prominently...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random20A-4"},
"Random20A-4": {"text": "...then, how can people have balanced, diverse conversations?", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random20A-5"},
"Random20A-5": {"text": "Sometimes, you need to see the controversial opinions! They might make you mad, but they open up new ways of thinking...", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Random20A-6"},
"Random20A-6": {"text": "It's not to say that all opinions are necessarily correct, or should be agreed with, but...everyone should have a voice!", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Random20A-7"},
"Random20A-7": {"text": "Now, if you agree with my post, make sure to give it a Like!! It goes a long way for the algorithm...", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Random20A-8"},
"Random20A-8": {"text": "...wait, what am I saying?!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"Random21": {"text": "Tell me, retainer: did you ever have a widespread pandemic where you're from?!", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Random21A"},
"Random21A": {"text": "Because, on one April Fool's, myself and my princess friends all had to be quarantined...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random21A-2"},
"Random21A-2": {"text": "There was an insidious virus that was going around! It made your words green with disease!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random21A-3"},
"Random21A-3": {"text": "It was contagious, too!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random21A-4"},
"Random21A-4": {"text": "Mysteriously, though, it just lasted for one day. Everyone got sick, and then...poof.", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random21A-5"},
"Random21A-5": {"text": "Were you as fortunate, if you ever had such a thing?", "animation": "Thinking"},
"Random22": {"text": "Dear retainer...do you know the treachery of...Canadians?!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random22A"},
"Random22A": {"text": "Those frostbitten, beer-swillin', hose-head hockey nuts!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random22A-2"},
"Random22A-2": {"text": "On one April Fool's, Canadians had infiltrated the land of Four Channel!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random22A-3"},
"Random22A-3": {"text": "We had to deploy the Rakes to dispose of those leafs...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random22A-4"},
"Random22A-4": {"text": "...but, thankfully, the panic soon subsided, and the nationwide fear left us just as quickly as it came.", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Random22A-5"},
"Random22A-5": {"text": "I fret that there still may be Canadians walking among us, though...", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random22A-6"},
"Random22A-6": {"text": "...actually, wait. I just realized I don't know where Canada is on a map. Or what a Canada even is!!", "animation": "Concerned"},
"Random23": {"text": "Retainer, are you heckin' poggers?", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Random23A"},
"Random23A": {"text": ":Pog: :BibleThump: :FeelsOkayMan: :ClownWorld: :TrollFace: :Desu:", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Random23A-2"},
"Random23A-2": {"text": "...wait, you should be seeing me speak funny pictures!! Where'd they go?!", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Random23A-3"},
"Random23A-3": {"text": "Ugh!! I thought we were back during that one April Fool's...you could talk, and funny pictures would come out of your mouth!!'", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random23A-4"},
"Random23A-4": {"text": "Grrrr!! Now I just embarrassed myself!! I thought it was still happening!!", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "Random23A-5"},
"Random23A-5": {"text": "I'm still heckin' poggers though, right, dear retainer?!", "animation": "Sad"},
"Random24": {"text": "Retainer, do you fret that everything in your life is...artificial?", "animation": "Sad", "next": "Random24A"},
"Random24A": {"text": "Like, it's generated by some higher intelligence. With no higher thought. Just an algorithm, a chain of \"if-else\" statements...", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Random24A-2"},
"Random24A-2": {"text": "On one April Fool's, there was this vast feeling of this...like the people I talked to weren't even real!!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random24A-3"},
"Random24A-3": {"text": "Their comments generated by some unthinking software, made to mimic real speech!!", "animation": "Sad", "next": "Random24A-4"},
"Random24A-4": {"text": "But that feeling passed after the day came, and the world returned to normal...", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Random24A-5"},
"Random24A-5": {"text": "Thankfully, we now live in a world, free of artificial intelligence impersonating humans!!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random24A-6"},
"Random24A-6": {"text": "I'm sure your world is equally as liberated, dear retainer!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Random25": {"text": "Are you much of a business-savvy person?!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random25A"},
"Random25A": {"text": "You know, keeping track of markets, of companies, of their stock value...", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random25A-2"},
"Random25A-2": {"text": "I don't know about all of that stuff! I like thinking about bnuuies and cute things more!!", "animation": "Smug", "next": "Random25A-3"},
"Random25A-3": {"text": "I leave that sort of thing to my retainers! They do all the actual boring governing and planning...", "animation": "Glance", "next": "Random25A-4"},
"Random25A-4": {
"text": "Are you financially savvy, then? You know all about that money and wealth stuff, right?",
"animation": "Shocked",
"choices": [
{"text": "A little...", "next": "Random25AC1"},
{"text": "Uhhhhh....", "next": "Random25AC2"}
]
},
"Random25AC1": {"text": "Oh, good! You would've been a big help on a certain day, then!!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random25AB"},
"Random25AC2": {"text": "What?! What did I even hire you for, then?!", "animation": "Grumpy", "next": "Random25AB"},
"Random25AB": {"text": "A little while back, on April Fool's, Four Channel opened up a big stock market!! The Yotsuba Stock Exchange!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random25AB-2"},
"Random25AB-2": {"text": "I would've gone all in $CHUCK or $BANE, maybe $CLOWN or $DESU...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random25AB-3"},
"Random25AB-3": {"text": "$BOOB would be an unwise investment, at least I know that...", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Random25AB-4"},
"Random25AB-4": {"text": "...but, well, I didn't go all in on anything, because the thought of me potentially losing my entire treasury made me sad...", "animation": "Sad", "next": "Random25AB-5"},
"Random25AB-5": {"text": "If only you were there, dear retainer, perhaps we could've /madeit/!", "animation": "Excited", "next": "Random25AB-6"},
"Random25AB-6": {"text": "Maybe we're all ngmi, though...", "animation": "Sad"},
"Random26": {"text": "Are you much of an efficiency nut?", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random26A"},
"Random26A": {"text": "You know, everything being in order, efficient, rapidly progressing, not bloated, not saddled with bureaucracy or fraud or waste!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random26A-2"},
"Random26A-2": {"text": "Kinda like how Creme runs things, to be honest...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random26A-3"},
"Random26A-3": {"text": "A-Anyways!! On one April Fool's, I heard Four Channel established their own efficiency department!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random26A-4"},
"Random26A-4": {"text": "Things started out reasonable. A cut there, a bit there...maybe the idea was fine initially...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random26A-5"},
"Random26A-5": {"text": "But then, they got really crazy with it. In the name of \"efficiency\", they cut out whole chunks of their own nation!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random26A-6"},
"Random26A-6": {"text": "All the denizens had to move somewhere else!! Even somewhere they had no connection or interest in!!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random26A-7"},
"Random26A-7": {"text": "So much for efficiency! That's unjust tyranny!! You need some degree of separation and delegation, right?!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random26A-8"},
"Random26A-8": {"text": "It got so intense, that the whole of Four Channel was blended all into one main area! It was utter chaos!!", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Random26A-9"},
"Random26A-9": {"text": "But, thankfully, the day after, those dummies must've figured out that it was a bad idea, and cut the whole thing.", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random26A-10"},
"Random26A-10": {"text": "Well, I mean...in a way, I guess they were at least ruthlessly effective and competent...even if their execution was misguided...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random26A-11"},
"Random26A-11": {"text": "Imagine that...an efficiency department that only cuts a little bit, and just...gives up and dissolves.", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random26A-12"},
"Random26A-12": {"text": "...", "animation": "Neutral", "next": "Random26A-13"},
"Random26A-13": {"text": "...I'm just a cute little princess. I don't know much about governing, so don't take my words too seriously!!", "animation": "Smug"},
"Random27": {"text": "Retainer, are you good at answering Captchas?", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random27A"},
"Random27A": {"text": "Y'know, those letters and numbers that appear before making a social media post!", "animation": "Shocked", "next": "Random27A-2"},
"Random27A-2": {"text": "Or...it used to be, back in the day. You'd get such a thing! Now it's a humiliation ritual!!", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random27A-3"},
"Random27A-3": {"text": "They make you identify all sorts of abstract shapes and things just so you have the privilege of posting!", "animation": "Concerned", "next": "Random27A-4"},
"Random27A-4": {"text": "...", "animation": "Thinking", "next": "Random27A-5"},
"Random27A-5": {"text": "I don't have a joke. That April Fool's joke sucked. If you know, you know.", "animation": "Grumpy"},
"Digest-1": {"text": "Oof, my tummy was making an awful lot of noise...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"Digest-2": {"text": "Heavens, that probably was too much...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"Digest-3": {"text": "Retainer, are you sure you're treating me right?", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"Digest-4": {"text": "Are you sure you're giving me a proper diet?!", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"Digest-5": {"text": "I suppose I could have some more, now...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"Digest-6": {"text": "My dress isn't as tight, now...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"Digest-7": {"text": "I feel better, now!!", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"Digest-8": {"text": "All that yummy food seems to be gone, now...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"Digest-9": {"text": "Aah...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"Digest-10": {"text": "Oooh...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"Digest-11": {"text": "My stomach has settled, now...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"Digest-12": {"text": "Another round then, dear retainer...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"Digest-13": {"text": "Feels good...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"Digest-14": {"text": "Ah, back to being Mini...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"Digest-15": {"text": "Something feels different...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"Throw-1": {"text": "Look, we can have a food fight later!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Throw-2": {"text": "Yay, food fight!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Throw-3": {"text": "I didn't know you knew how to have fun, retainer!!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"Throw-4": {"text": "Haha, so funny!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Throw-5": {"text": "Wow, you've got good throwing skills!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Throw-6": {"text": "Wow, that thing went flying!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Throw-7": {"text": "Look at it go!!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"Throw-8": {"text": "Zooooooooom!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Throw-9": {"text": "VVVVVvsssssssshooooom!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Throw-10": {"text": "Whoooooosh!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Throw-11": {"text": "Food fight!!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"Throw-12": {"text": "So you're not so stuck-up!!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"Throw-13": {"text": "Silly retainer!!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"Throw-14": {"text": "...okay, but you WILL clean up afterwards, right?!", "animation": "Concerned"},
"Throw-15": {"text": "Wow!!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"Feed-1": {"text": "Aah, serving your princess!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Feed-2": {"text": "Ooh, gimme gimme!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Feed-3": {"text": "Looks tasty!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Feed-4": {"text": "A gift? For me?!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Feed-5": {"text": "Yummy!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Feed-6": {"text": "Yaayyy!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Feed-7": {"text": "Ooh!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Feed-8": {"text": "Oh, my tummy was rumbling!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Feed-9": {"text": "Mini hungers!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Feed-10": {"text": "Ahh..!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Feed-11": {"text": "Aaaah...", "animation": "Excited"},
"Feed-12": {"text": "Food, food!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Feed-13": {"text": "Tasty, tasty!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Feed-14": {"text": "Yes!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Feed-15": {"text": "Serve your princess!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"FeedFull-1": {"text": "Um, retainer...my tummy hurts...", "animation": "Concerned"},
"FeedFull-2": {"text": "My tummy is making grumbles...", "animation": "Concerned"},
"FeedFull-3": {"text": "Are you sure..?", "animation": "Concerned"},
"FeedFull-4": {"text": "Well, I do need to be a big girl...", "animation": "Concerned"},
"FeedFull-5": {"text": "I-if you want me to, retainer...", "animation": "Concerned"},
"FeedFull-6": {"text": "I can...try and fit it in...for you...", "animation": "Concerned"},
"FeedFull-7": {"text": "Okay, if you want me to...", "animation": "Concerned"},
"FeedFull-8": {"text": "I am a little...full...", "animation": "Concerned"},
"FeedFull-9": {"text": "This is going to make me cuter, right..?", "animation": "Concerned"},
"FeedFull-10": {"text": "Still..?", "animation": "Shocked"},
"FeedFull-11": {"text": "There's more..?!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"FeedFull-12": {"text": "It's inconsiderate to leave uneaten food, so...", "animation": "Shocked"},
"FeedFull-13": {"text": "It's impolite to not eat what's served...that's what Creme told me...", "animation": "Shocked"},
"FeedFull-14": {"text": "Okay...", "animation": "Shocked"},
"FeedFull-15": {"text": "I'll fit it in...", "animation": "Concerned"},
"Eat-1": {"text": "Splendid!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Eat-2": {"text": "I'll have seconds!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Eat-3": {"text": "That was so yummy..!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Eat-4": {"text": "You serve me well, retainer!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Eat-5": {"text": "So tasty!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Eat-6": {"text": "Yum yum!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Eat-7": {"text": "Yummy, yummy!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Eat-8": {"text": "So gooood!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Eat-9": {"text": "Tasty tasty!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Eat-10": {"text": "Good!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Eat-11": {"text": "That tasted great!!", "animation": "Excited"},
"Eat-12": {"text": "I could have some more...", "animation": "Excited"},
"Eat-13": {"text": "Perhaps I could use a little more...", "animation": "Excited"},
"Eat-14": {"text": "More, maybe...", "animation": "Thinking"},
"Eat-15": {"text": "Maybe another one...", "animation": "Thinking"},
"EatFull-1": {"text": "Mmmgh...", "animation": "Concerned"},
"EatFull-2": {"text": "Nnngh...", "animation": "Concerned"},
"EatFull-3": {"text": "Agh...", "animation": "Concerned"},
"EatFull-4": {"text": "That's the last one...right?", "animation": "Concerned"},
"EatFull-5": {"text": "Retainer...y-you can stop now...", "animation": "Concerned"},
"EatFull-6": {"text": "O-okay, we should slow down...", "animation": "Concerned"},
"EatFull-7": {"text": "Surely this is the last gift of yours, yes..?", "animation": "Concerned"},
"EatFull-8": {"text": "It tasted good, but...I'm stuffed....", "animation": "Concerned"},
"EatFull-9": {"text": "L-lovely, but maybe we can stop now..?", "animation": "Concerned"},
"EatFull-10": {"text": "M-maybe slow it down, a little..?", "animation": "Concerned"},
"EatFull-11": {"text": "I know you spoil me, but is this really appropriate..?", "animation": "Concerned"},
"EatFull-12": {"text": "L-last one, right?", "animation": "Concerned"},
"EatFull-13": {"text": "Ugh...", "animation": "Concerned"},
"EatFull-14": {"text": "Mmf...", "animation": "Concerned"},
"EatFull-15": {"text": "Um...", "animation": "Concerned"},
"Full-1": {"text": "I can't take any more!!", "animation": "Thinking"},
"Full-2": {"text": "I'm gonna blow up if you give me more gifts!!", "animation": "Thinking"},
"Full-3": {"text": "I think I'd throw up if I ate more...", "animation": "Concerned"},
"Full-4": {"text": "No more, retainer..!", "animation": "Concerned"},
"Full-5": {"text": "No more!!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"Full-6": {"text": "I'm good, thanks...", "animation": "Shocked"},
"Full-7": {"text": "I'm just a little princess, not a hog!!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"Full-8": {"text": "Stop it!!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"Full-9": {"text": "Please, I can't eat anymore!!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"Full-10": {"text": "Peanut Butter could probably eat this much, I can't..!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"Full-11": {"text": "I'm Mini, okay? Not Mega!!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"Full-12": {"text": "Peep probably could eat more than me, and I'm not Peep!!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"Full-13": {"text": "P-put that back into the catalog, please...", "animation": "Concerned"},
"Full-14": {"text": "I'm not as big as Chocolate, I can't fit that much into this body..!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"Full-15": {"text": "S-save it for later, okay?!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"LowCapacity-1": {"text": "How do you expect to fit THAT into this tiny body?!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"LowCapacity-2": {"text": "Are you kidding me?! I can't eat that!!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"LowCapacity-3": {"text": "Who do you take me for, a super-fat janny? That's too much!!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"LowCapacity-4": {"text": "Too much!! Get something smaller!!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"LowCapacity-5": {"text": "Get some common sense!! Something smaller, please!!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"LowCapacity-6": {"text": "I'm Mini, give me some Mini proportions!!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"LowCapacity-7": {"text": "I can't wolf food down big food like a janitor does Hot Pockets!!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"LowCapacity-8": {"text": "Something for my tiny figure, please!!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"LowCapacity-9": {"text": "Smaller, please...!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"LowCapacity-10": {"text": "Make it more Mini, if you can..!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"LowCapacity-11": {"text": "I'd just explode if I ate that!!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"LowCapacity-12": {"text": "Bnuuy, what do you think? I'd die if I ate that, right?", "animation": "BnuuyHold"},
"LowCapacity-13": {"text": "I like it small, just like me...", "animation": "Shocked"},
"LowCapacity-14": {"text": "My tummy can't possibly contain something like that!!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"LowCapacity-15": {"text": "Let's shrink the proportions, please...", "animation": "Thinking"},
"FoodTaken-1": {"text": "Hey, you can't just...do that!!", "animation": "Concerned"},
"FoodTaken-2": {"text": "Do that again and it'll be off with your head!!", "animation": "Grumpy"},
"FoodTaken-3": {"text": "I'm...I'm gonna headbutt you if you take my food!!", "animation": "Grumpy"},
"FoodTaken-4": {"text": "Meanie, give that back!!", "animation": "Sad"},
"FoodTaken-5": {"text": "Waaaahhhh!!", "animation": "Sad"},
"FoodTaken-6": {"text": "That was supposed to be mine!!", "animation": "Sad"},
"FoodTaken-7": {"text": "Y-you promised me that...", "animation": "Sad"},
"FoodTaken-8": {"text": "Please, h-hand that back!!", "animation": "Sad"},
"FoodTaken-9": {"text": "D-don't take food from me..!!", "animation": "Concerned"},
"FoodTaken-10": {"text": "I thought that was my gift...", "animation": "Concerned"},
"FoodTaken-11": {"text": "JERK!!", "animation": "Grumpy"},
"FoodTaken-12": {"text": "Meanie!!", "animation": "Grumpy"},
"FoodTaken-13": {"text": "Stop that!!", "animation": "Grumpy"},
"FoodTaken-14": {"text": "My name was on that..!", "animation": "Sad"},
"FoodTaken-15": {"text": "Why are you so mean, retainer..?", "animation": "Grumpy"},
"FoodTakenFull-1": {"text": "Oh, so you now care about me...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"FoodTakenFull-2": {"text": "T-thanks...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"FoodTakenFull-3": {"text": "I finally got through to you...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"FoodTakenFull-4": {"text": "Y-yeah, just...put that back.", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"FoodTakenFull-5": {"text": "Thank you, retainer...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"FoodTakenFull-6": {"text": "How...chivalrous...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"FoodTakenFull-7": {"text": "Oh, thank goodness...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"FoodTakenFull-8": {"text": "So...knightly...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"FoodTakenFull-9": {"text": "Heavens, you finally relented...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"FoodTakenFull-10": {"text": "Right, then, let's put that back...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"FoodTakenFull-11": {"text": "No more food for ol' Mini...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"FoodTakenFull-12": {"text": "Too much pampering, you see...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"FoodTakenFull-13": {"text": "So you're finally done spoling me...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"FoodTakenFull-14": {"text": "T-thanks... you finally see the light...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"FoodTakenFull-15": {"text": "You were being TOO good of a servant...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"StageUp-1": {"text": "Um, retainer, do you think I look different..?", "animation": "Shocked"},
"StageUp-2": {"text": "Did something just happen?", "animation": "Concerned"},
"StageUp-3": {"text": "I felt something bad just happened, and you were responsible..!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"StageUp-4": {"text": "You know, I feel really good now for whatever reason.", "animation": "Smug"},
"StageUp-5": {"text": "Why does my dress feel tighter..?", "animation": "Concerned"},
"StageUp-6": {"text": "Something is off...", "animation": "Thinking"},
"StageUp-7": {"text": "Retainer, are you sure you know what you're doing?!", "animation": "Thinking"},
"StageUp-8": {"text": "Am I \"Mini\" anymore..?", "animation": "Thinking"},
"StageUp-9": {"text": "I feel...different..", "animation": "Thinking"},
"StageUp-10": {"text": "Um...retainer...", "animation": "Concerned"},
"StageUp-11": {"text": "It's...getting kind of tight...", "animation": "Concerned"},
"StageUp-12": {"text": "Too...tight...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"StageUp-13": {"text": "Nnngh...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"StageUp-14": {"text": "I...this isn't...right...", "animation": "NeutralFull"},
"StageUp-15": {"text": "I'm...I'm still...Mini...", "animation": "Concerned"},
"MouthKiss-1": {"text": "Uwah!!", "animation": "Embarrassed"},
"MouthKiss-2": {"text": "Y-you can't just...d-do that!!", "animation": "Embarrassed"},
"MouthKiss-3": {"text": "D-Did I give you permission to do that?!", "animation": "Embarrassed"},
"MouthKiss-4": {"text": "I don't think t-that's in your retainer duties!!", "animation": "Embarrassed"},
"MouthKiss-5": {"text": "O-ooh..!", "animation": "Embarrassed"},
"MouthKiss-6": {"text": "You can't just..!!", "animation": "Embarrassed"},
"MouthKiss-7": {"text": "Kissing a princess?! You're not my...", "animation": "Embarrassed"},
"MouthKiss-8": {"text": "I...um...", "animation": "Glance"},
"MouthKiss-9": {"text": "...d-do that again.", "animation": "Glance"},
"MouthKiss-10": {"text": "A kiss..?!", "animation": "Embarrassed"},
"BellyKiss-1": {"text": "Why are you..?!", "animation": "Embarrassed"},
"BellyKiss-2": {"text": "Why are you...kissing my..?!", "animation": "Embarrassed"},
"BellyKiss-3": {"text": "A-are you trying to give me raspberries?!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"BellyKiss-4": {"text": "Q-quit it, that tickles..!", "animation": "Embarrassed"},
"BellyKiss-5": {"text": "S-stop that..!", "animation": "Embarrassed"},
"HeadRub-1": {"text": "G-gentle with the bangs, please!!", "animation": "HeadRub"},
"HeadRub-2": {"text": "You can't just p-pet me like an a-animal!!", "animation": "HeadRub"},
"HeadRub-3": {"text": "M-maybe head pats aren't so bad...", "animation": "HeadRub"},
"HeadRub-4": {"animation": "HeadRub"},
"HeadRub-5": {"text": "I could get used to these little head pats...", "animation": "HeadRub"},
"BellyRub-1": {"text": "Eep! Be gentle with my tummy!!", "animation": "BellyRub"},
"BellyRub-2": {"text": "T-that feels nice on my tummy...", "animation": "BellyRub"},
"BellyRub-3": {"text": "...", "animation": "BellyRub"},
"BellyRub-4": {"text": "Oh...that does help the pressure a bit!!", "animation": "BellyRub"},
"BellyRub-5": {"text": "Just don't jiggle me too much, okay?!", "animation": "BellyRub"},
"BellySmack-1": {"text": "Eek!! Hey! Don't just smack a princess's tummy!!", "animation": "Shocked"},
"BellySmack-2": {"text": "Dummy!! My belly is not a drum!!", "animation": "Grumpy"},
"BellySmack-3": {"text": "Nnngh...h-hey, be careful with that!!", "animation": "Concerned"},
"BellySmack-4": {"text": "You're bold, aren't you?!", "animation": "Grumpy"},
"BellySmack-5": {"text": "If you leave a print on me, it's off with your head!!", "animation": "Grumpy"},
"HeadRubFull-1": {"text": "G-gentle with the bangs, please!!", "animation": "HeadRubFull"},
"HeadRubFull-2": {"text": "You can't just p-pet me like an a-animal!!", "animation": "HeadRubFull"},
"HeadRubFull-3": {"text": "M-maybe head pats aren't so bad...", "animation": "HeadRubFull"},
"HeadRubFull-4": {"animation": "HeadRubFull"},
"HeadRubFull-5": {"text": "I could get used to these little head pats...", "animation": "HeadRubFull"},
"BellyRubFull-1": {"text": "Eep! Be gentle with my tummy!!", "animation": "BellyRubFull"},
"BellyRubFull-2": {"text": "T-that feels nice on my tummy...", "animation": "BellyRubFull"},
"BellyRubFull-3": {"text": "...", "animation": "BellyRubFull"},
"BellyRubFull-4": {"text": "Oh...that does help the pressure a bit!!", "animation": "BellyRubFull"},
"BellyRubFull-5": {"text": "Just don't jiggle me too much, okay?!", "animation": "BellyRubFull"}
}
}