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  "blipEvery": 2,
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    ",": {"delay": 0.1333, "isSilent": true},
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      "isScene": true,
      "lines": [
        {"animation": "Appear"},
        {"text": "Lovely, lovely, [wave]lovely[/wave]!! You must be my [wave][color=1 0.25 0.25]new [screenshake][sound=sfx/boom.ogg]apprentice[/color][/wave]~!", "animation": "Sweet"}
      ],
      "choices": [
        {"text": "W-wait, huh?!", "next": "StartA-1"},
        {"text": "That's me!", "next": "StartB-1"}
      ]
    },
    "StartA-1": {
      "lines": [
        {"text": "I'm not mistaken! My blazing bright eyes can see into your soul! Without a doubt, you are my [color=1 0.25 0.25]apprentice[/color]!", "animation": "Surprised"}
      ],
      "next": "StartA-2"
    },
    "StartB-1": {
      "lines": [
        {"text": "Excellent! You've gotten the message! Splendid! So [shake]splendid[/shake]!", "animation": "Wicked"}
      ],
      "next": "StartA-2"
    },
    "StartA-2": {
      "lines": [
        {"text": "Of course you would be! You've got a certain...[color=1 0.25 0.25]spirit[/color], about you!  Your own [color=1 0.25 0.25]ember[/color], burning [shake]furiously[/shake] within you!", "animation": "Wicked"},
        {"text": "Now, I must say...my practice isn't perfect yet. I am still a learner in the Art, and my pursuit is...unique.", "animation": "Thinking"},
        {"text": "The school I'm enrolled in...encompasses only me. I'm the founder, and the sole teacher and student! Until you came along, that is. Call me [color=1 0.25 0.25]Braixen[/color]. I shall be your companion!", "animation": "Smug"},
        {"text": "I should tell you about my philosophy, then! What the Art really is! To master the eternal flame, the unyielding ember, one must embrace it...fully!", "animation": "Thinking"},
        {"text": "You see, my apprentice, what is more \"embracing\" than using...[color=1 0.25 0.25][wave]one's own body[/wave][/color] for the sake of the Art?! I can't believe no one else has considered such a thing!!", "animation": "Excited"},
        {"text": "Listen closely! Your purpose is to turn my thin, meager body into an [wave]splendid host[/wave] of the Art! My stomach a vast, boiling, bubbling cauldron! My physique abundant with heat and energy!", "animation": "Stern"},
        {"text": "...hard to understand? Fine, then, I'll use more pedestrian language.[big]  I want you to make me[color=1 0.25 0.25][screenshake] fat[/color][/big]!  As[color=1 0.25 0.25] fat[/color] as possible!", "animation": "Wicked"},
        {"text": "Some have called it \"ridiculous\". Unhealthy. Absurd! Well, I call them [shake]lost[/shake]! Fools who will never truly grasp the reality of the Art!", "animation": "Pout"},
        {"text": "Your role now is to serve me well, and rejoice; for you, my apprentice, shall also scale the mountain of awakening through this!", "animation": "Smug"},
        {"text": "Journey to faraway lands! Battle fierce opponents!  Conquer and claim what foodstuffs you can scrounge to[color=1 0.25 0.25][shake] stoke the flam[/shake]e[/color] inside of my belly!", "animation": "Horny"},
        {"text": "It will require dilligence, perserverance and perhaps...sacrifice. [animation=Horny]But, my student, following the Art shall yield many...rewards.", "animation": "Horny"},
        {"text": "[animation=Horny]I shall grace you with permanent authority over my vessel. I do not mind. I trust you. You bare the same [color=1 0.25 0.25]ember[/color] as I. I know this!", "animation": "Smug"},
        {"text": "Now, [animation=Sweet]venture forth! Heed thy call! Feed me! [shake]FEED ME[/shake]! [color=0.498 0.498 0.498][small] ...and do know that I can soothe any urges that may arise from witnessing such splendor.[/small][/color]", "animation": "Wicked"}
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    },
    "Help": {
      "lines": [
        {"text": "Yes,[wave] my dear apprentice[/wave]! What do you need assistance with?", "animation": "Curious"}
      ],
      "choices": [
        {"text": "You", "next": "HelpYou"},
        {"text": "Choice"}
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    "HelpYou": {
      "lines": [
        {"text": "M-Me?! Apprentice, are you...daft? Did you not heed my instructions I spoke to you earlier?", "animation": "Shocked"},
        {"text": "Your mission is to follow my instructions in the [color=1 0.25 0.25]Art[/color]! What's the [color=1 0.25 0.25]Art[/color]?! Bah! Simpleton!", "animation": "Angry"},
        {"text": "Fire! Flames! Heat! Energy! Mass! That's what the Art is! And to sum it up,  I need to embrace it by [screenshake][shake][sound=sfx/boom.ogg]GETTING FAT!!![/shake]", "animation": "Angry"}
      ]
    },
    "HelpYou4": {
      "lines": [
        {"text": "Fire! Flames! Heat! Energy! Mass! That's what the Art is! And to sum it up,  I need to embrace it by [screenshake][shake][sound=sfx/boom.ogg][animation=Horny]GETTING FAT!!![/shake]", "animation": "Angry"}
      ]
    },
    "ButtSmack": {
      "pools": ["ButtSmack"],
      "lines": [
        {"text": "[big][shake][screenshake][screenshake]KYAH!!![/shake][/big]", "animation": "SurprisedBack"}
      ]
    },
    "ButtSmack2": {
      "pools": ["ButtSmack"],
      "lines": [
        {"text": "[big][shake][screenshake]UWAH!![/shake][/big]", "animation": "SurprisedBack"}
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    },
    "ButtSmack3": {
      "pools": ["ButtSmack"],
      "lines": [
        {"text": "[big][shake][screenshake]MY REAR END!![/shake][/big]", "animation": "SurprisedBack"}
      ]
    },
    "ButtSmack4": {
      "pools": ["ButtSmack"],
      "lines": [
        {"text": "[big][shake][screenshake]H-HEY!![/shake][/big]", "animation": "SurprisedBack"}
      ]
    },
    "ButtSmack5": {
      "pools": ["ButtSmack"],
      "lines": [
        {"text": "[big][shake][screenshake]O-OUCH!![/shake][/big]", "animation": "SurprisedBack"}
      ]
    },
    "ButtSmack6": {
      "pools": ["ButtSmack"],
      "lines": [
        {"text": "[big][shake][screenshake]G-GENTLE!![/shake][/big]", "animation": "SurprisedBack"}
      ]
    },
    "ButtSmack7": {
      "pools": ["ButtSmack"],
      "lines": [
        {"text": "[big][shake][screenshake]WAH!![/shake][/big]", "animation": "SurprisedBack"}
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    },
    "ButtSmack8": {
      "pools": ["ButtSmack"],
      "lines": [
        {"text": "G-goodness!", "animation": "SurprisedBack"}
      ]
    },
    "ButtSmack9": {
      "pools": ["ButtSmack"],
      "lines": [
        {"text": "[shake]Eager, are you?![/shake]", "animation": "SurprisedBack"}
      ]
    },
    "ButtSmack10": {
      "pools": ["ButtSmack"],
      "lines": [
        {"text": "[shake]Aren't you bold?[/shake]!", "animation": "SurprisedBack"}
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